My experiences in intermmediate VIII

Rohit- The Absent-minded
Hi friends, this was a short incident but I tried to present it in a lengthy way discussing some more topics in the meanwhile. Hope, You`ll enjoy it Folks!!!
This is an incident that has happened in the recent times, I mean in the phase where the D-days for the bloody-hell exams were fast approaching. They were DAMN fast, man!! SHIT! That phase of our lives ran like a deer!(Why didnot this happened to Chemistry classes - I wondered). In that period, whatever we did, watching TV, chatting, gaming & even reading..... whatever crap we did, we felt like we were whiling away our time.(I felt so friends. I don`t know about your feelings). Probably, this is called as exam-fever-I think. Thank God, atleast, I had something some fever in me.

Rohit,Ashok,Kc& me were the four people involved in it.Filling applications to various examinations & posting them was the hot happening then, atleast to me. Ashok, Kc & me stood first in atleast something- filling & posting application forms(Ofcourse, I do not mention kounds here-he was the ultimate champ in this- no, replace kounds by his father!).Yeah, I prefered filling applications to filling omr sheets. That day, we completed the IIT application form & decided to post it on that same day. Just then we heard the news that AIEEE applications are being issued. So, we decided to collect them & then post IIT forms.AIEEE- they say it`s next to IIT & it`s one among the top10 exams in the world for which most people attend. But, to me, IIT,AIEEE,BITSAT,EAMCET,FUCK,SHIT,CRAP............. all are the same. It was just the different names that mattered. Anyways, let`s screw that topic now.

We planned to bunk the college by saying that it was an auspicious day to perform such tasks & take permission from our VP(Ofcourse- he won`t agree for sure) But, we had our ways-I mean, we escaped! (Yeah,from jail). When we were on our way to the school where the applications are being issued(School?What the fuck! I thought), an unusual thing happened. Rohit joined us! I don`t know how & why - may be through Ashok- yeah, he came to collect one application form for some Ashok`s friend.(ofcourse, Ashok will give the money. Don`t worry, Rohit!). He was the most lazy in this kind of work. But, screw it. We`ll welcome anyone to join our group. We have no formalities! So, our trio became FRIO(if you find a better word, replace it- I really don`t care).

So, all the four of us started to H***d public school where the applications were being issued. Rohit & me were too lazy even to walk.It was not even 1 km from our jail but I felt like hiring a taxi due to that heat!(I hated,hate,will hate sun). Idiot I`m. Kc-he`s a different man. he doesn`t speak much to anyone. Once I made a phone call to him and asked "Is today a working day?"
"YES!" he replied & "TUP!!!" sound rang my ear! Yeah, he cut the phoneline or rather threw the phone away-I don`t know what.Kc, please don`t talk to girls like that! No one will like you. You may be handsome but you should give work to your mouth when speaking to girls. ok? orelse, they`ll screw you. Girls love chatting (anything!anywhere!anytime! but not with anyone! SHIT!!).

Ashok , he`s a short tempered guy. He wears formals always. This guy doesn`t speak good english but feels like he is the RahulDravid himself. Once, kc & I had a fight with him-We commented on his english(as if we were champs in english) & he nearly killed us!!(GUNTUR BLOOD!!) Sorry, Ashok, I`m commenting you again.

We finally went to the gully where that crap school was located. As I expected, there was a long queue waiting for apps. ofcourse, 81/2 lakhs attending the exam all over INDIA, only 3 centres for issuing apps in this big city where N***a & C***a industries are having their sway, that queue was nomore a surprise. Kc & I scanned the area for hot chicks like Norton antivirus. (Sorry, girls you are not viruses!) As norton sucks, We too sucked.We found only 2 or 3 & we didnot dare to talk with them.(What the fuck should we talk? Go there & say you-are-beautiful-crap?? Then, we`ll have a number 8 on our cheeks). I don`t know Rohit was like this or not but recently, he told me that he has a craving for girls!! BASTARD! But Ashok is not at all of that type.

So, we joined the queue, depressed. Then, a giant van of N***a college with loads of students stuffed in it stopped near the gate. Thank God, we made it on time! I thought. May be that driver was more lazy than me.

Finally, we went inside the gate. There were two counters-1st one was to collect fee and give receipt & 2nd one was to give away the app forms by checking the receipt. Our new comer, Rohit did a mind-blowing job now. He paid the fee(Remember-that wasn`t his money), didn`t collect the app. & came back cooly(you can use a better word here-I`m not that good at English) with us. Ashok,as I said was an expert in dealing applications, brought a bag with him & placed all our apps in it.Professional!! We walked a few steps ahead out of the school &.....

Ashok-"Rohit, did you give me your application?"
rohit was puzzled 7 didnot respond for a few seconds & " Areyyyy!!!!!! Shittt!!! i didnot even collect the application form! I just paid the fee & came back!"
"What!!!????" All of us were stunned.I was more concerned about the money here. I was calculating how many hours of net one would miss, How many pizzas one could get.... all such crap. Screw the app. I would give him mine if he really needed it!

So, we walked back again to the gate where the security gaurd stopped us. Do we look like terrorists planning to bomb that crap school?Let us in you broot! - I thought to say but didn`t. We`d(no- Ashok & Rohit had while Kc & I continued our virus scan!) explained what all mess happened & asked him to let us go inside & collect the application(or just collect the money & come man, we can have a party- I thought).
After the hard attempts, he let 2 of us in. kc & Rohit went inside. They killed 1/2 hour to come back.
"What happened?"i asked, worried about the money.
"Fuck! that lady at the counter is a bitch" Rohit said.(No, you`re a bitch , rohit)
"What did she say?" Ashok asked.- hey, Ashok is talking about a female- great!
"No money, no app will be given now. We should come back at 4 P.M. & ask them or probably beg them" he continued "They`ll check the accounts & numbers & if they do not tally, they`ll give our app".
"You messed up everything Rohit" We all said in union.
"Sorry yaar. I was completely unaware of what I was doing.Really sorry"he pleaded."it happens sometimes" he said like a philosopler. DAMN IT!!
"Don`t study too much man.You`ll become like this permenantly one day" I suggested.
Later, Ashok went & got back the app without much effort because I`d already mentioned I suppose-GUNTUR BLOOD!!