BACK WITH ANOTHER POST !!!

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii friends...................
After a long time again, as requested by many, I`m gonna continue this blog !!!
I was thinking of some incident of my college life to make this post...& simultaneously chatting with a girl of IITm who did LT in our same college . When we were chatting about our intermmediate experiences , We came across the great SKS !!! HUH! how come I didnot write about him that time ??

At times, we had classes starting from 6 AM in the morning ! More sucking fact is that SKS used to take the first class...! Imagine people coming to Himayath nagar from faroff places like uppal, Ecil... at that time! HUH! they are really brave and patient . My home was at a walkable distance from our college but even then I found it difficult to attend SKS class at that point of time. I used to wake up at 5:30 AM , brush up , attend the nature calls , have a bath , collect the tiffine carrier which my mother would make by then.. and get out of my door by 5:55 AM . The way to the college at that time looks horrible.. not even a single street light was there and I SAY, IT WAS DAMN DARK, especially as it was winter season! What added to that shivering is two street dogs which seemed like they were waiting for their early morning pray whenever I pass before them ! One day, I almost died of a horror scene when one of those two dogs ran just beside me barking at it`s loudest possible voice - I don`t know why. May be to kill me but thank God! It missed ! It would be sharp 6 when I reach my college. When I climb those steps and enter the class , it would be 6:05AM. SKS is even more lazy I guess. He comes at around 6:15 AM !!
NOW, our hell begins ! :( . He enters the class ,with lot of pan stuffed in his mouth , keeps chewing it throughout the class, and leaves the class chewing it !!! First bench geeks also dont dare to occupy their usual place(the crap first bench) in his period0 reason being SKS`s saliva containing pan would fall on them when he is teaching !!!! Stupid guyz ..
KC & me became his favourite students to torture .. as we used to get very less marks in physics especially during his phase... ERAVAI he used to call us !! Do you know what`s that ??
ERAVAI means 20 - funda being we got more or less 20/81 marks in phy in almost every exam!
One day in his class......

" mama ! what`s this silence ra?" kounds asked me in whisper , getting shocked by the pindrop silence of our class.
"Dont know dude. This is really frustrating ! I just don`t want to attend this class" I too whispered.
In the meanwhile, SKS drew a big circle on the greenboard and a rectangle below it.
"What`s that ra? Is he teaching geometry? " i asked kounds.
"Your ASS. That`s a ball on a wooden plank "
"Oh! thattta I think whaaatooo wahtu " I repeated our-favourite-badri-movie-dialogue !
"arey! today if he see my marks in monday`s exam I get screwed up ra.. I just managed to get a double digit score !!! :( just 10 marks mama "
"Oh! too much ra.. only 10?? "
"ASS.. I thought you would console me but..." ( But really kounds, I like you this way... you wished that I`d get more marks .. thanks ! )
"sorry sorry.... light mams... he is just SKS.. YOU ARE GVR "
"WOW , I AM GVR" I thought ... and just then SKS called me (:P cutely) ," Eravai "
But there are 2 eravais of the class.. which eravai are you refering to sir? I wanted to ask but I could figure out from his eyes that IT WAS ME whom he was calling.
"yes sir.. " i woke up and stood up.
"Now, tell me How much should be the velocity of the plank so that the ball gets to the top of the inclined plane"
BULL SHIT! How can you I know ? GOD DAMN IT! Ask that sucking ball :! The required velocity is nearly equal to the velocity with which you are chewing that pan . What are you saying first of all? where is the plank, ball and the inclined plane ?? I was completely unaware of what he was teaching... SO I just kept numb!
If I do this , KC would kill me because , next turn to answer that question would obviously be his` because HE WAS THE OTHER ERAVAI :P
Kc stood up after requested ( or rather begged ) by SKS , " Sir , when the ball is.." He explained something which no one in the world would understand ! He has this talent man! I love that... He can convince anyone by saying something which he/she cannot understand ! LOVELY TALENT . A hundred kisses for you KC.....
As SKS didnt understand anything, he asked both of us to sit down and to concentrate in his class. One more problem we used to face with SKS is that he leaves the solution of any problem in the middle and asks us to complete it. Sir! Everyone is not a SASI remember that .
Later , we`d to take Sasi`s notes and copy the solution or just leave that damn prob- it won`t appear in the exam :P
One day, Sasi shocked the great SKS himself ! yeah! true... SKS asked us to solve a problem from IRIDOV the previous day. But me & my like-friends came to know about this info that day ...! Even if we`d known earlier , We wouldn`t have solved the problem because WE ARE MEMBERS OF AIC - (Anti-Iridov-community). Anyways, coming to the point, SKS was trying to solve that prob on the green board when suddenly SASI interrupted.. He warned SKS that he was doing wrong as his solution would disobey Einstein`s law!! He went there and solved the prob in a different way ! now, Is Einstein happy SASI ??