Hi friends,
The post-IIT results period is a horrible phase loaded with emotions, friendships, happiness, sadness ................ It cannot be expressed in words ! Now, I need a break as I`m leaving to IIT-Madras in a week & preparations for the same are being done. So, it takes sometime for the next post to be posted. So, please wait for some time............ But, definitely, I`ll keep this blog going till I forget my college life(It means till my death!!!!!)
In the meanwhile, you can re-read the already posted ones. You`l enjoy them again, I swear!
Sunday, July 20, 2008
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
DKJ SIR- A MAJOR FACTOR FOR MY SUCCESS
Well friends, this one really made me cry a bit! It was an incident that happened in the month of december. I felt a bit emotional while writing................
As usual, without caring our marks, our classes, our college,.... kounds & me were busy chatting on some stupid-entirely-unrelated-to-studies-crap on a fresh day in a DKJ class. ofcourse, he was not teaching then. His portion was already completed & revision-track started. All the sucking reactions, sucking compounds.... sucked every bit of us in the exams & were taking rest now. I felt eating away one benzene ring & crush it in my stomach. Anyways, coming to the scene, while we were chatting, DKJ took out a huge typical-N***a-list of names of students who fared well in the exams & also of those who were fucked. He was calling the names of those who got less marks in chemistry.......
"Koundinya" he called.
"shit! I`m fucked now! what should I do!! God! save me!" he said in whisper.
Yeah, God saved him to some extent because he`s found a friend here. Yeah, the next name was mine!
As usual, without caring our marks, our classes, our college,.... kounds & me were busy chatting on some stupid-entirely-unrelated-to-studies-crap on a fresh day in a DKJ class. ofcourse, he was not teaching then. His portion was already completed & revision-track started. All the sucking reactions, sucking compounds.... sucked every bit of us in the exams & were taking rest now. I felt eating away one benzene ring & crush it in my stomach. Anyways, coming to the scene, while we were chatting, DKJ took out a huge typical-N***a-list of names of students who fared well in the exams & also of those who were fucked. He was calling the names of those who got less marks in chemistry.......
"Koundinya" he called.
"shit! I`m fucked now! what should I do!! God! save me!" he said in whisper.
Yeah, God saved him to some extent because he`s found a friend here. Yeah, the next name was mine!
We both went to DKJ thinking that he would kick us out of the college seeing our great performance in chemistry. BUT WHAT HAPPENED WAS UNEXPECTED!
DKJ sir - " Common sit down here" he said in a calm voice, pointing to a bench.
We were nervous. A storm is about to begin - I thought.
"What are these marks?" he asked.
Without wasting even a second of time, Kounds came to the point, " Sir, we are actually not interested in chemistry at all. We do not want to read this subject at all sir. But, we`ve to get marks. So we are just trying to get atleast some reasonable score in chemistry"
"Oh! You daaan`t like chemistry???"
"No sir, We hate it" - this from me.
"See, you need to get marks. I can understand your feelings. When I was a student, I had the same feelings as you have now. But, see what I`ve become now! I`vnt achieved anything big in my life. Just a poor lecturer whose lecture appears boring to two champs"
"sir, you are not criticising us , I hope??"
"No, tejaji ( yaakk he can call me ravi, right??) , I`m saying you the fact. You just concentrate on chemistry atleast from now. You have 2 months left for the IIT exam. If you waste this period, you`ll face a lot of trouble in the future. I know that you want to enjoy life. I always observed what you guys did in my class but I didn`t scold you nor did I stop you..... because I liked your attitudes. (-This came as a great surprise to me. A senior most chemistry lecturer of our college likes 2 poor-chemistry-students`s attitude?? What`s there in my attitude!!!??first of all, What`s my attitude???- even I do not know! ) You care a lot for friends..... Friends- Do they come with you lifelong??"
"errr.... may not be .. sir"
"they do not. I`m not saying anything bad about your friends or friendship. Don`t take it the other way.. If you just leave everything away for 2 months & work on studies, You`ll come to know everything later...." he said like a philosopher.
"Sir, We`ll work hard from now sir! seriously, we find something in your words" we both said in unison.
""I`m there to help you in every way"
"thankyou sir." we said & left.
' Now, what did he say? Did he scold us? Did he praise us? did he showed us sympathy? did he warn us? ' .......... many questions ran thrugh my neurons. now, I remembered his statement- " just leave everything away for 2 months & work on studies, You`ll come to know everything later...." So, I decided on that & did the same...............................
The result is..
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WE ARE IITians NOW!!!
We were nervous. A storm is about to begin - I thought.
"What are these marks?" he asked.
Without wasting even a second of time, Kounds came to the point, " Sir, we are actually not interested in chemistry at all. We do not want to read this subject at all sir. But, we`ve to get marks. So we are just trying to get atleast some reasonable score in chemistry"
"Oh! You daaan`t like chemistry???"
"No sir, We hate it" - this from me.
"See, you need to get marks. I can understand your feelings. When I was a student, I had the same feelings as you have now. But, see what I`ve become now! I`vnt achieved anything big in my life. Just a poor lecturer whose lecture appears boring to two champs"
"sir, you are not criticising us , I hope??"
"No, tejaji ( yaakk he can call me ravi, right??) , I`m saying you the fact. You just concentrate on chemistry atleast from now. You have 2 months left for the IIT exam. If you waste this period, you`ll face a lot of trouble in the future. I know that you want to enjoy life. I always observed what you guys did in my class but I didn`t scold you nor did I stop you..... because I liked your attitudes. (-This came as a great surprise to me. A senior most chemistry lecturer of our college likes 2 poor-chemistry-students`s attitude?? What`s there in my attitude!!!??first of all, What`s my attitude???- even I do not know! ) You care a lot for friends..... Friends- Do they come with you lifelong??"
"errr.... may not be .. sir"
"they do not. I`m not saying anything bad about your friends or friendship. Don`t take it the other way.. If you just leave everything away for 2 months & work on studies, You`ll come to know everything later...." he said like a philosopher.
"Sir, We`ll work hard from now sir! seriously, we find something in your words" we both said in unison.
""I`m there to help you in every way"
"thankyou sir." we said & left.
' Now, what did he say? Did he scold us? Did he praise us? did he showed us sympathy? did he warn us? ' .......... many questions ran thrugh my neurons. now, I remembered his statement- " just leave everything away for 2 months & work on studies, You`ll come to know everything later...." So, I decided on that & did the same...............................
The result is..
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WE ARE IITians NOW!!!
ABVP - OUR DEMI-GODS
ABVP
This word seemed like a bail for us from jail. There are many student organisations like ABVP,SFI,TNSF............... which conduct bandhs in our city for the sake of students. Off them,ABVP was the first just because it`d more bandhs than others. It was just the bandhs we cared for-never for the reason it`s being done or number of people who participated in the bandh or who are conducting the bandh or anything of that sort. DID WE GET A HOLIDAY OR NOT? was the only question to decide the strength of the bandh. Here we implies SFTB because other sections would get a holiday for almost every bandh but WE!!! SHIT! Management will ask us to go out & come again after 20 minutes!!!!!! ...... or sometimes.... our VP says something to them or offer them money & send them away!!! I wonder what he says! I think he would say something like this-"Hello, we are feeling hungry. We need the SFTB students to satisfy our hunger. So please leave them here"!!
There were many cases where our entire building was empty but we alone were eaten by the borest classes!!!! At such times, my nerves were cut, a violent liquid flew through my vessels, a thought to jump from the building & commit suicide came to my mind!! Such a live discrimnation was shown between the sections!! We are not that-intelligents & they are not that-dull. Then WHY THE FUCK should they leave them & torture only us!!! DAMN IT!
But the case was a bit different in first year where we`d no ftb-crap-system ,thanks to our VP-1.So, we too used to get holidays for almost every bandh. "AABBBVVVPPP" shouts were heard from the ground floor! some special feeling that cannot be explained in words dominated over us when that sound was heard. Different teachers used to react in different ways under these situations...
GS sir- " you have extra 6 solid hours men. You can do wonders" the word EXTRA says it all!!
V**th sir-" antayya veelaki panipaata ledu. sarle time waste cheyyakunda chaduvukondi intikelli"
DKJ sir- he would just shut the door - I mean lock the door, both from inside & outside with the help of our jl & continue the chemistry class!!!!! Then some of us would pretend to go to the toilet & let the bandh-makers know that a class was secretly being conducted... ofcourse in vain......
VKJ sir- "dekho beta! mera class panch minute bakhi hai" But as soon as he says this, ABVP people banged our doors & let us go!
This word seemed like a bail for us from jail. There are many student organisations like ABVP,SFI,TNSF............... which conduct bandhs in our city for the sake of students. Off them,ABVP was the first just because it`d more bandhs than others. It was just the bandhs we cared for-never for the reason it`s being done or number of people who participated in the bandh or who are conducting the bandh or anything of that sort. DID WE GET A HOLIDAY OR NOT? was the only question to decide the strength of the bandh. Here we implies SFTB because other sections would get a holiday for almost every bandh but WE!!! SHIT! Management will ask us to go out & come again after 20 minutes!!!!!! ...... or sometimes.... our VP says something to them or offer them money & send them away!!! I wonder what he says! I think he would say something like this-"Hello, we are feeling hungry. We need the SFTB students to satisfy our hunger. So please leave them here"!!
There were many cases where our entire building was empty but we alone were eaten by the borest classes!!!! At such times, my nerves were cut, a violent liquid flew through my vessels, a thought to jump from the building & commit suicide came to my mind!! Such a live discrimnation was shown between the sections!! We are not that-intelligents & they are not that-dull. Then WHY THE FUCK should they leave them & torture only us!!! DAMN IT!
But the case was a bit different in first year where we`d no ftb-crap-system ,thanks to our VP-1.So, we too used to get holidays for almost every bandh. "AABBBVVVPPP" shouts were heard from the ground floor! some special feeling that cannot be explained in words dominated over us when that sound was heard. Different teachers used to react in different ways under these situations...
GS sir- " you have extra 6 solid hours men. You can do wonders" the word EXTRA says it all!!
V**th sir-" antayya veelaki panipaata ledu. sarle time waste cheyyakunda chaduvukondi intikelli"
DKJ sir- he would just shut the door - I mean lock the door, both from inside & outside with the help of our jl & continue the chemistry class!!!!! Then some of us would pretend to go to the toilet & let the bandh-makers know that a class was secretly being conducted... ofcourse in vain......
VKJ sir- "dekho beta! mera class panch minute bakhi hai" But as soon as he says this, ABVP people banged our doors & let us go!
Monday, July 14, 2008
karthik-da daring guy
hi,guys this blog is just for fun nd not 2 hurt nyone of u. plz.. forgive me if i've done so.
Going in2 da details of karthik he is our class's most daring guy.He is da one who had guts 2 do all da troublesum things in da whole class.When we were in jR. FTB(faalthu track batch) one day after da first 2 periods,of our heavy schedule of studies,we were playing tollywood as usually.After da break der was maths class,which we(i.e,me nd ravi)used 2 listen sincerely,b'coz of G.S sir.The class was almost at it's end,den we(me nd ravi) noticed dat karthik was not in da class.The nxt period also he didnot come 2 da class,after that period was lunch.Then he came 2 da class nd said that he was sitting in da toilet,we wondered how he managed 2 sit in that toilet for so long,for almost all 2hrs!!!! It wud be so horrible 2 stay in da toilet for atleast 2 mins.Ofcoz then aft he used 2 visit his favourite spot(the toilet where he used 2 sit nd bunk da classes,which he don't like).
Well,don't think that this was his daring act,coming 2 his daring acts he was the one who managed 2 escape from the coll.campus(like a thief from the central jail).He used 2 escape while watchman was unnoticing him.But,this isn't all about him.He is one of them who made the word "oined"(which ofcoz was usuallysaid by our beloved sir "RAGHUVEER")popular in our batch.we trioused 2 have fun in RAGHUVEER sir's class,karthik used 2 say oined aloud nd sir get's irritated.He does this for atleast a 5 times then sir wud identify our bench and rushes 2 us nd starts folding his sleeves as if he is going 2 kick us out of the class,but instead,he starts asking formulae which were easy enough 2 answer.Then he tells us 2 sit down nd solve the problem,this is the way we all made the word "oined" so famous that we are all in contact with each other now-a-days 2rgh community named "oined" in orkut.By the by I’m chakradhar now off to Varanasi,joining in IT-BHU.
Going in2 da details of karthik he is our class's most daring guy.He is da one who had guts 2 do all da troublesum things in da whole class.When we were in jR. FTB(faalthu track batch) one day after da first 2 periods,of our heavy schedule of studies,we were playing tollywood as usually.After da break der was maths class,which we(i.e,me nd ravi)used 2 listen sincerely,b'coz of G.S sir.The class was almost at it's end,den we(me nd ravi) noticed dat karthik was not in da class.The nxt period also he didnot come 2 da class,after that period was lunch.Then he came 2 da class nd said that he was sitting in da toilet,we wondered how he managed 2 sit in that toilet for so long,for almost all 2hrs!!!! It wud be so horrible 2 stay in da toilet for atleast 2 mins.Ofcoz then aft he used 2 visit his favourite spot(the toilet where he used 2 sit nd bunk da classes,which he don't like).
Well,don't think that this was his daring act,coming 2 his daring acts he was the one who managed 2 escape from the coll.campus(like a thief from the central jail).He used 2 escape while watchman was unnoticing him.But,this isn't all about him.He is one of them who made the word "oined"(which ofcoz was usuallysaid by our beloved sir "RAGHUVEER")popular in our batch.we trioused 2 have fun in RAGHUVEER sir's class,karthik used 2 say oined aloud nd sir get's irritated.He does this for atleast a 5 times then sir wud identify our bench and rushes 2 us nd starts folding his sleeves as if he is going 2 kick us out of the class,but instead,he starts asking formulae which were easy enough 2 answer.Then he tells us 2 sit down nd solve the problem,this is the way we all made the word "oined" so famous that we are all in contact with each other now-a-days 2rgh community named "oined" in orkut.By the by I’m chakradhar now off to Varanasi,joining in IT-BHU.
Saturday, July 12, 2008
OUR ADDA K & C
//here's a word frm rasgullah ,this is just 4 fun n i'm really sorry if I've hurt anyone especially ashok
// THE DECENT EXPERIENCES WE HAD @K&C
#define uncle ashok
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As we were the students of 'sftb'(s****ing falthu track batch),we had our college from 8 in the morning to 8 in the evening(or probably i should say night).After lunch we used to slowly doze off as we had V.K.JHA sir's class which was as boring as the recent euro cup final!! We used to have some other classes later on but we used to eagerly wait for the snacks break.As clock struck five,we used to run out of the f***ing class as if we were released from a prison which was actually true "THE N***A PRISON::SENTRY:V****Y K****R'.As soon as we were out we used to go straight to our addda.As soon as we went to K&C we used to call our 'official waiter' that is 'uncle' _ _(we used to call him so bcoz of his appearance ,he is tall stout goatee n he always used to first in collecting money n ordering stuff).Actually we used to go there as we liked ketchup more than anything else (actually i n ravi got crazzy once n thought of ordering ketchup).In this context if i forget a character then it would be like mitta forgetting his mecca,she was our coordinator Mrs.M***a ,she was very innocent n always after us,we always used to mislead her n get out of the campus .She always used to shout "aee matladakandamma",as soon as she used to say this rushil used to repeat it just like an echo.Rushil was the one whom we used to provoke against her as he was best in a duel.Rushil was one guy on whom u can put your money in arguing.Though Sasi was the guy who argued the most,but they were related to subject. Every time we used to be late to the classes and we used to give some bahana or the other to her .Hostelers were different from us ,they used to go to their dining room @ 3*10^8m/s(everyone knows, i guess) have their snack which was generally biscuits which were worse than dog biscuits , have a cup of tea n get back @ same speed or velocity (don't make us sick!!!!!) n then ,as usual ,EAT BOOKS.
How can i forget to mention our b'day parties @ K&C .We used to convince our lecturers to leave us early when we had a party( vi**th garu n SKS garu used to leave us but D.K.J was as hard as a rock).We used to go to K&C n .Actually there r two floors over there we always preferred the top one as it was more comfortable. Then our official waiter comes into the picture, poor guy, but he even charges for it (500 ml sprite!!!! )If u feel that no b'day party would be complete without a cake ,then u r mistaken, as, for us no b'day party is complete without adhok n chimpu. They make lot of fun , K.C makes fun of both of them .Meanwhile sasi ,in his world, starts thinking about an irodov problem(***take an infinitesimally small elment of***then integrate it**) .. n all that crap. Generally we used to have pizzas n manchuria n even 200ml soft drinks (except 4 uncle ..as mentioned in line no...) Finally we used to collect money for cake n then cut it sing the b'day song (happy b'day 2 u .... happy b'day 2 u.... many girl friends 2 u......many girl friends 2 u).Actually ,on the cake we never wrote the name of the b'day boy, 4 a change we used to write his' linkups ' names n hav fun .
Finally , after entering into IIT,when i look back K&C was the place where we enjoyed the most, n i'll never 4get the time we spent there. }
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
Sasi - The Rank Producer
First of all, I would like to remind u all guys that this blog is only for fun & I don’t want any sad & dumb faces….alright.
Coming back, Sasi- I called him the rank producer right, & u all know why I called him that, so no more info about that tag. This typical guy is a bit taller than me, slenderly built & is very simple. I would rather call him “GIVE ME A PROBLEM-I’LL SOLVE IT” software. This guy reads MPC, thinks MPC, sleeps MPC, & has totally chewed MPC to the last bit. His favourite dialogue is “SO WHAT SIR?????”. Ya, coming to the argument thing, this guy is an ultimate champ. He hardly cares who he is speaking to{when his software is in the ferocious “ARGUMENT” mode}whether its DKJ or VP or mitta. The summary of his argument in my words is “Fuck off, I’m right”. I, gvr, beza found out that N**** screwed up our lives but Sasi was always craving for more. While writing about Sasi, if I forget Irodov I’m not a human.{Seriously man ,I was shaked out of my soul when I tried to touch his book}. He is an I.E.IRODOV fanatic. Once a conductor asked him to show his student identity & can u believe, he pulled out an Irodov out of his bag.{I wonder what was the conductor’s reaction, he must have gone mad}. U give him any problem , he puts his head down jots down 3 to 4 steps& says “yes, sir”{that means DAMN!!! he got a got a solution, that quick}. In NG 20 classes {specially in viswanth’s class} he used to look at us as if we were the dumbest people on the earth sitting in a room (which closely resembled hell ) enlightened with his wisdom.{I hated that look of his & wanted to push him away from the 5th floor because , DAMN!!!!! Our back bench trio were cracking & banging their heads across the wall for the solutions but this guy has an answer for every stupid question on the green board}. Finally he was never ever contended with his result. He was sad even when he got an AIR of 10 in AIEEE {I would have jumped off from a 30-storeyed building to suffice my happiness if & only if I were in his position}
Jokes apart, this guy is really sincere about his studies & was very very studios. Our trio had a bindaas attitude towards life, but this guy was real serious & I swear you would die in an attempt trying to distract him. I hope people learn at least something from him{I wouldn’t because I’m nuts & I hate hard work because it SUCKS}
Coming back, Sasi- I called him the rank producer right, & u all know why I called him that, so no more info about that tag. This typical guy is a bit taller than me, slenderly built & is very simple. I would rather call him “GIVE ME A PROBLEM-I’LL SOLVE IT” software. This guy reads MPC, thinks MPC, sleeps MPC, & has totally chewed MPC to the last bit. His favourite dialogue is “SO WHAT SIR?????”. Ya, coming to the argument thing, this guy is an ultimate champ. He hardly cares who he is speaking to{when his software is in the ferocious “ARGUMENT” mode}whether its DKJ or VP or mitta. The summary of his argument in my words is “Fuck off, I’m right”. I, gvr, beza found out that N**** screwed up our lives but Sasi was always craving for more. While writing about Sasi, if I forget Irodov I’m not a human.{Seriously man ,I was shaked out of my soul when I tried to touch his book}. He is an I.E.IRODOV fanatic. Once a conductor asked him to show his student identity & can u believe, he pulled out an Irodov out of his bag.{I wonder what was the conductor’s reaction, he must have gone mad}. U give him any problem , he puts his head down jots down 3 to 4 steps& says “yes, sir”{that means DAMN!!! he got a got a solution, that quick}. In NG 20 classes {specially in viswanth’s class} he used to look at us as if we were the dumbest people on the earth sitting in a room (which closely resembled hell ) enlightened with his wisdom.{I hated that look of his & wanted to push him away from the 5th floor because , DAMN!!!!! Our back bench trio were cracking & banging their heads across the wall for the solutions but this guy has an answer for every stupid question on the green board}. Finally he was never ever contended with his result. He was sad even when he got an AIR of 10 in AIEEE {I would have jumped off from a 30-storeyed building to suffice my happiness if & only if I were in his position}
Jokes apart, this guy is really sincere about his studies & was very very studios. Our trio had a bindaas attitude towards life, but this guy was real serious & I swear you would die in an attempt trying to distract him. I hope people learn at least something from him{I wouldn’t because I’m nuts & I hate hard work because it SUCKS}
Monday, July 7, 2008
My experiences in intermmediate X
ACTION SCENE AT THE CLIMAX
Here comes an action scene(Now, stop thinking of a well-built man blowing off 100 people with his chaingun or 2 helicopters dashing each other or an aeroplane smashing a building...... or anything of that sort). It is just an incident which is not usual, not at all usual in our board lives.
It happened very recently i.e. on the day when IIT results were declared. All of us were waiting eagerly for the results. Yeah, we`ve pissed our lives 2 years for this exam and 'What did we get from it' would be known that day. So, naturally, we were all tensed. I guessed a rank around 1500. What if I`m not selected?What if I got in top 100?... such thoughts didnot make me sleep that night!! At 7'o'clock, I brushed my teeth,attended nature call, had a cup of coffee & switched on the system. I opened the required page - http://www.jee.iitm.ac.in/ to check out my fate. The page looked horrified to me.(though it is as normal as it always is ).
IIT people are very sharp. They published the results exactly at 8'o'clock as mentioned. I entered my reg. no. & hit enter. That inturn hit back a tense feeling that circulated through my body & made a mess inside my brain.
The page was loaded now!Something was written on it!!! What would it be!!!!!?????
So, I became an IITian now!!!! - I wondered.
What about my friends? - was my immediate thought. phonecalls, chatting..... enabled me to gather about my friends results. Some of them were selected & some others didnot. Now, my phone rang & I casually lifted it. A female voice said-" Hai, raviteja! congrats! come to college once" it said. I immediately realised it as our T**a ma`m`s voice & I went to the college. I met Rohit, phani & sasi there. Searching for my lke-friends, I made a call to sashikanth & asked him to come immediatey to the college, faking to him that we were being rewarded with money! Fool, he rushed immediately & after knowing that I faked, he killed me.(Sorry ra, I didnot find any other better way).Now, we were FIVE. rohit, phani,sasi,sasikanth & ofcourse me.It was then that this incident happened.
The college managment asked us to wait for 5 min. & then they`ll take us to Jublee hills for some crap meeting of the toppers. We all hated it-such kind of meetings are YAAAAKKKK!! for us, to all of us!!- Atleast, we had this quality in common-I heaved. Ok, we`ve to wait for 5 min. But, We waited for 3 hrs. & nothing proceeded. We were disgusted , We`vnt eaten anything that day & this stupid managment & our Vp waited US-the toppers, like dogs!! We decided to take revenge. We were put into our college van which started it`s journey to jubliee hills. Then started our OPERATION ESCAPE
That van stopped for sometime near a jewellery-ccum-furniture shop in N***a area- I don`t know why. Then , we searched around & found no vp, no teachers, no gaurdians- only some LT students who were in their own world. Seshikanth was the man to start our escape followed by me & others. All of us got out of the van & started running in the opposite direction. We ran fast & almost went 2 km away from the van. We were not sure of what to do next.Some preferred going home while others preferred enjoying that day outside. I didnot prefer anything because I was not sure of anything.
"We`ve cheated our VP. He may kill us now" said Phani.
"Common ra! We all escaped. He can do nothing" Rohit said.
"No-wait!! I didn`t collect my Tc & conduct certificate from the college. He maynot give us now!!" Phani screamed.
"SHIT! me too" Rohit & seshikanth screamed.
"I`d already collected . So I`ve no problem" This from me.
"So you want to escape leaving us! You are a sadist!" All of them said in union! Now, this was not at all my opinion. I just gave them info that I`d collected the required sheets.
"Anyways, Let`s discuss what to do now" Sasi said.
After many arguments, we finally decided that we`ll have breakfast in any of the restaurants & then go back to the van because our Vp is really a bitch! We went into the Pick N Move & ordered 2 pizzas, a tomato & other spiced vegetable. The worst thing was I had my cell phone in the pocket which rang for atleast 3 times a minute. Yeah, the call was from two persons- VP, T**a ma`m but both of them for the same reason- WHERE ARE YOU IDIOTS? YOU DITCHED US!!!??? was their literal meaning. I cannot talk to both of them under normal conditions also. Then how can I manage with them now?? I can`t. I cut the first 2 or 3 calls but I thought I would be a loser if I acted like that.So, whenever my phone rang, I gave it to Sasi as he was an expert in arguing. We all enjoyed his conversation with VP sir under such a situation. He was being scolded brutally & we were enjoying that!!
"Sir, please don`t misunderstand us. We are feeling hungry. So, we came to the restaurant to eat something" Sasi tried to convince him. I couldnot hear VP`s tone but I`m sure that he was too angry with our act.
"As soon as we finish our breakfast, we`ll reach you sir" he said.
Vp kept asking him where we were but we didnot let him tell the real spot. After we cut the line, Sasi scribbed his ear with his finger & said that he was screaming at him to come back & said that they were searching for us(as if the CBI are searching for escaped culprits) & informed that the van went away to the jublee hills. So, we ate the pizzas & went back. vp again phoned us & asked us (or begged us - I should say- ) to step into his car atleast. We saw the car at the spot where we escaped. He was in the driver`s seat & besides him sat another fatty-skinny-typical-N***a college-member. Now, there was room only for 3 people inside the car & we were 5!
"Get in!" the bitch shouted!
"What!! Who should get in?!!" I wondered.
"You adjust yourselves. It`s the punishment for your mistake."
"ADJUST??? WE??!! OH MY GOD!! Phani & I are enough to occupy the entire backseat. What will the other three do??"
"Hey! you come to the front." the bitch said pointing to Seshikanth. He entered & sat in the lap of that N**a member as if a 5 yr old sleeping in his father`s lap!! I laughed on seeing that situation. We four somehow entered the vehicle & shut the doors! POOR CAR!!
We struggled hard to find enough oxygen! My phone was in my pocket & Phani was sitting above it!! What if it rang now?? I thought & guess what IT RANG!! I don`t know who was calling for I could not see anything there except Phani`s huge lap! I could just feel the vibration of my phone. POOR PHONE! Now, yet-another-problem arised to phani- ZIP-FAILURE! - It`s a typical men`s problem & it occurs in worse situations like this!
After 10 min. of drive, that-typical-n**a-member could not withstand this torture & so decided to hire an auto. He asked two of us to come with him. Seshikanth & phani went with him & rohit,sasi & I continued with our Vp..........
After all this we thought "Atleast we tortured the man for 1/2 hr. who tortured us for 2 yrs !! "
We are happy!!
Here comes an action scene(Now, stop thinking of a well-built man blowing off 100 people with his chaingun or 2 helicopters dashing each other or an aeroplane smashing a building...... or anything of that sort). It is just an incident which is not usual, not at all usual in our board lives.
It happened very recently i.e. on the day when IIT results were declared. All of us were waiting eagerly for the results. Yeah, we`ve pissed our lives 2 years for this exam and 'What did we get from it' would be known that day. So, naturally, we were all tensed. I guessed a rank around 1500. What if I`m not selected?What if I got in top 100?... such thoughts didnot make me sleep that night!! At 7'o'clock, I brushed my teeth,attended nature call, had a cup of coffee & switched on the system. I opened the required page - http://www.jee.iitm.ac.in/ to check out my fate. The page looked horrified to me.(though it is as normal as it always is ).
IIT people are very sharp. They published the results exactly at 8'o'clock as mentioned. I entered my reg. no. & hit enter. That inturn hit back a tense feeling that circulated through my body & made a mess inside my brain.
The page was loaded now!Something was written on it!!! What would it be!!!!!?????
JEE - 2008 Result
Registration Number : 60*****
G RAVITEJA, We are pleased to inform that you have qualified in JEE 2008
All India Rank : 530
So, I became an IITian now!!!! - I wondered.
What about my friends? - was my immediate thought. phonecalls, chatting..... enabled me to gather about my friends results. Some of them were selected & some others didnot. Now, my phone rang & I casually lifted it. A female voice said-" Hai, raviteja! congrats! come to college once" it said. I immediately realised it as our T**a ma`m`s voice & I went to the college. I met Rohit, phani & sasi there. Searching for my lke-friends, I made a call to sashikanth & asked him to come immediatey to the college, faking to him that we were being rewarded with money! Fool, he rushed immediately & after knowing that I faked, he killed me.(Sorry ra, I didnot find any other better way).Now, we were FIVE. rohit, phani,sasi,sasikanth & ofcourse me.It was then that this incident happened.
The college managment asked us to wait for 5 min. & then they`ll take us to Jublee hills for some crap meeting of the toppers. We all hated it-such kind of meetings are YAAAAKKKK!! for us, to all of us!!- Atleast, we had this quality in common-I heaved. Ok, we`ve to wait for 5 min. But, We waited for 3 hrs. & nothing proceeded. We were disgusted , We`vnt eaten anything that day & this stupid managment & our Vp waited US-the toppers, like dogs!! We decided to take revenge. We were put into our college van which started it`s journey to jubliee hills. Then started our OPERATION ESCAPE
That van stopped for sometime near a jewellery-ccum-furniture shop in N***a area- I don`t know why. Then , we searched around & found no vp, no teachers, no gaurdians- only some LT students who were in their own world. Seshikanth was the man to start our escape followed by me & others. All of us got out of the van & started running in the opposite direction. We ran fast & almost went 2 km away from the van. We were not sure of what to do next.Some preferred going home while others preferred enjoying that day outside. I didnot prefer anything because I was not sure of anything.
"We`ve cheated our VP. He may kill us now" said Phani.
"Common ra! We all escaped. He can do nothing" Rohit said.
"No-wait!! I didn`t collect my Tc & conduct certificate from the college. He maynot give us now!!" Phani screamed.
"SHIT! me too" Rohit & seshikanth screamed.
"I`d already collected . So I`ve no problem" This from me.
"So you want to escape leaving us! You are a sadist!" All of them said in union! Now, this was not at all my opinion. I just gave them info that I`d collected the required sheets.
"Anyways, Let`s discuss what to do now" Sasi said.
After many arguments, we finally decided that we`ll have breakfast in any of the restaurants & then go back to the van because our Vp is really a bitch! We went into the Pick N Move & ordered 2 pizzas, a tomato & other spiced vegetable. The worst thing was I had my cell phone in the pocket which rang for atleast 3 times a minute. Yeah, the call was from two persons- VP, T**a ma`m but both of them for the same reason- WHERE ARE YOU IDIOTS? YOU DITCHED US!!!??? was their literal meaning. I cannot talk to both of them under normal conditions also. Then how can I manage with them now?? I can`t. I cut the first 2 or 3 calls but I thought I would be a loser if I acted like that.So, whenever my phone rang, I gave it to Sasi as he was an expert in arguing. We all enjoyed his conversation with VP sir under such a situation. He was being scolded brutally & we were enjoying that!!
"Sir, please don`t misunderstand us. We are feeling hungry. So, we came to the restaurant to eat something" Sasi tried to convince him. I couldnot hear VP`s tone but I`m sure that he was too angry with our act.
"As soon as we finish our breakfast, we`ll reach you sir" he said.
Vp kept asking him where we were but we didnot let him tell the real spot. After we cut the line, Sasi scribbed his ear with his finger & said that he was screaming at him to come back & said that they were searching for us(as if the CBI are searching for escaped culprits) & informed that the van went away to the jublee hills. So, we ate the pizzas & went back. vp again phoned us & asked us (or begged us - I should say- ) to step into his car atleast. We saw the car at the spot where we escaped. He was in the driver`s seat & besides him sat another fatty-skinny-typical-N***a college-member. Now, there was room only for 3 people inside the car & we were 5!
"Get in!" the bitch shouted!
"What!! Who should get in?!!" I wondered.
"You adjust yourselves. It`s the punishment for your mistake."
"ADJUST??? WE??!! OH MY GOD!! Phani & I are enough to occupy the entire backseat. What will the other three do??"
"Hey! you come to the front." the bitch said pointing to Seshikanth. He entered & sat in the lap of that N**a member as if a 5 yr old sleeping in his father`s lap!! I laughed on seeing that situation. We four somehow entered the vehicle & shut the doors! POOR CAR!!
We struggled hard to find enough oxygen! My phone was in my pocket & Phani was sitting above it!! What if it rang now?? I thought & guess what IT RANG!! I don`t know who was calling for I could not see anything there except Phani`s huge lap! I could just feel the vibration of my phone. POOR PHONE! Now, yet-another-problem arised to phani- ZIP-FAILURE! - It`s a typical men`s problem & it occurs in worse situations like this!
After 10 min. of drive, that-typical-n**a-member could not withstand this torture & so decided to hire an auto. He asked two of us to come with him. Seshikanth & phani went with him & rohit,sasi & I continued with our Vp..........
After all this we thought "Atleast we tortured the man for 1/2 hr. who tortured us for 2 yrs !! "
We are happy!!
Sunday, July 6, 2008
My experiences in intermmediate IX
G.S. SIR
Probably, one of the best teachers I`ve ever come across. Many of my classmates maynot agree with this , comparing him with Viswanath sir, plucking out the negatives from him,....... but I don`t bother. He is my favourite lecturer in our college. He is THE BEST OF ALL.
He is not-so-old but works like he`s in 20`s. He is stout, have a brownish hair &sports a very thick spects. Sometimes, he wears T-shirts(like youth) & sometimes formals. I think, he is the first person in the college to have asked my name & took notice of me, when I scored top in maths in some crap exam.(now, stop thinking that this is the reason I love him-definetly not.)
In his period, I used to top in maths in almost every exam that was conducted. So, I gradually became one-of-his-favourite-students.In our college, no one can become anyone`s favourite. one can only become one-of-the-favourites, because there will be atleast 10 sasi-types in every subject. Becoming one among them is itself a honourable achievement!!
I should agree to the fact that GS Sir`s poorer knowledge than Viswanath sir. Even then, I prefer GS to Viswanath sir. Reason- To me, one can be called a great teacher if he/she can make me understand what he/she explains. That`s exactly what GS sir did. & that`s the reason why I am his fan!
He has a great commitment towards teaching, his profession. Once he had his leg fractured. Even then, he used to come to the college, climb the stairs , take classes , did his usual routines without even bothering about his leg at all!!!! Such a great commitment he had!!
He not only teaches maths but also teaches LIFE! "5 Solid months you can do wonders" type of crap...oops.... genuine words he used to say. He gave me a hell lot of confidence that I felt I could even beat Sasi! "Look here men!" was his favourite dialogue. He drags the prominent words in his statements. He address the class as "HEEELLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO" & repeats it 3 times to grab our attention & to wake up the sleeping guys. "HUMANS cannot achieve success in IIT - only BULLS will"he used to say often.(Now, I`m not a bull sir).He is the ultimate champ in teaching CALCULUS. HE IS OUR CALCULUS-SREENIVASAN SIR!!!!!
Probably, one of the best teachers I`ve ever come across. Many of my classmates maynot agree with this , comparing him with Viswanath sir, plucking out the negatives from him,....... but I don`t bother. He is my favourite lecturer in our college. He is THE BEST OF ALL.
He is not-so-old but works like he`s in 20`s. He is stout, have a brownish hair &sports a very thick spects. Sometimes, he wears T-shirts(like youth) & sometimes formals. I think, he is the first person in the college to have asked my name & took notice of me, when I scored top in maths in some crap exam.(now, stop thinking that this is the reason I love him-definetly not.)
In his period, I used to top in maths in almost every exam that was conducted. So, I gradually became one-of-his-favourite-students.In our college, no one can become anyone`s favourite. one can only become one-of-the-favourites, because there will be atleast 10 sasi-types in every subject. Becoming one among them is itself a honourable achievement!!
I should agree to the fact that GS Sir`s poorer knowledge than Viswanath sir. Even then, I prefer GS to Viswanath sir. Reason- To me, one can be called a great teacher if he/she can make me understand what he/she explains. That`s exactly what GS sir did. & that`s the reason why I am his fan!
He has a great commitment towards teaching, his profession. Once he had his leg fractured. Even then, he used to come to the college, climb the stairs , take classes , did his usual routines without even bothering about his leg at all!!!! Such a great commitment he had!!
He not only teaches maths but also teaches LIFE! "5 Solid months you can do wonders" type of crap...oops.... genuine words he used to say. He gave me a hell lot of confidence that I felt I could even beat Sasi! "Look here men!" was his favourite dialogue. He drags the prominent words in his statements. He address the class as "HEEELLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO" & repeats it 3 times to grab our attention & to wake up the sleeping guys. "HUMANS cannot achieve success in IIT - only BULLS will"he used to say often.(Now, I`m not a bull sir).He is the ultimate champ in teaching CALCULUS. HE IS OUR CALCULUS-SREENIVASAN SIR!!!!!
Saturday, July 5, 2008
i am in
hi guys i am a new contributor 4 ravi's blog, in a short while i will start 2 give away writings and i dont expect gvr wants a thanks from me{even if he wants it i wouldnt thank him, dis is my style}
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
My experiences in intermmediate VIII
Rohit- The Absent-minded
Hi friends, this was a short incident but I tried to present it in a lengthy way discussing some more topics in the meanwhile. Hope, You`ll enjoy it Folks!!!
This is an incident that has happened in the recent times, I mean in the phase where the D-days for the bloody-hell exams were fast approaching. They were DAMN fast, man!! SHIT! That phase of our lives ran like a deer!(Why didnot this happened to Chemistry classes - I wondered). In that period, whatever we did, watching TV, chatting, gaming & even reading..... whatever crap we did, we felt like we were whiling away our time.(I felt so friends. I don`t know about your feelings). Probably, this is called as exam-fever-I think. Thank God, atleast, I had something some fever in me.
Rohit,Ashok,Kc& me were the four people involved in it.Filling applications to various examinations & posting them was the hot happening then, atleast to me. Ashok, Kc & me stood first in atleast something- filling & posting application forms(Ofcourse, I do not mention kounds here-he was the ultimate champ in this- no, replace kounds by his father!).Yeah, I prefered filling applications to filling omr sheets. That day, we completed the IIT application form & decided to post it on that same day. Just then we heard the news that AIEEE applications are being issued. So, we decided to collect them & then post IIT forms.AIEEE- they say it`s next to IIT & it`s one among the top10 exams in the world for which most people attend. But, to me, IIT,AIEEE,BITSAT,EAMCET,FUCK,SHIT,CRAP............. all are the same. It was just the different names that mattered. Anyways, let`s screw that topic now.
We planned to bunk the college by saying that it was an auspicious day to perform such tasks & take permission from our VP(Ofcourse- he won`t agree for sure) But, we had our ways-I mean, we escaped! (Yeah,from jail). When we were on our way to the school where the applications are being issued(School?What the fuck! I thought), an unusual thing happened. Rohit joined us! I don`t know how & why - may be through Ashok- yeah, he came to collect one application form for some Ashok`s friend.(ofcourse, Ashok will give the money. Don`t worry, Rohit!). He was the most lazy in this kind of work. But, screw it. We`ll welcome anyone to join our group. We have no formalities! So, our trio became FRIO(if you find a better word, replace it- I really don`t care).
So, all the four of us started to H***d public school where the applications were being issued. Rohit & me were too lazy even to walk.It was not even 1 km from our jail but I felt like hiring a taxi due to that heat!(I hated,hate,will hate sun). Idiot I`m. Kc-he`s a different man. he doesn`t speak much to anyone. Once I made a phone call to him and asked "Is today a working day?"
"YES!" he replied & "TUP!!!" sound rang my ear! Yeah, he cut the phoneline or rather threw the phone away-I don`t know what.Kc, please don`t talk to girls like that! No one will like you. You may be handsome but you should give work to your mouth when speaking to girls. ok? orelse, they`ll screw you. Girls love chatting (anything!anywhere!anytime! but not with anyone! SHIT!!).
Ashok , he`s a short tempered guy. He wears formals always. This guy doesn`t speak good english but feels like he is the RahulDravid himself. Once, kc & I had a fight with him-We commented on his english(as if we were champs in english) & he nearly killed us!!(GUNTUR BLOOD!!) Sorry, Ashok, I`m commenting you again.
We finally went to the gully where that crap school was located. As I expected, there was a long queue waiting for apps. ofcourse, 81/2 lakhs attending the exam all over INDIA, only 3 centres for issuing apps in this big city where N***a & C***a industries are having their sway, that queue was nomore a surprise. Kc & I scanned the area for hot chicks like Norton antivirus. (Sorry, girls you are not viruses!) As norton sucks, We too sucked.We found only 2 or 3 & we didnot dare to talk with them.(What the fuck should we talk? Go there & say you-are-beautiful-crap?? Then, we`ll have a number 8 on our cheeks). I don`t know Rohit was like this or not but recently, he told me that he has a craving for girls!! BASTARD! But Ashok is not at all of that type.
So, we joined the queue, depressed. Then, a giant van of N***a college with loads of students stuffed in it stopped near the gate. Thank God, we made it on time! I thought. May be that driver was more lazy than me.
Finally, we went inside the gate. There were two counters-1st one was to collect fee and give receipt & 2nd one was to give away the app forms by checking the receipt. Our new comer, Rohit did a mind-blowing job now. He paid the fee(Remember-that wasn`t his money), didn`t collect the app. & came back cooly(you can use a better word here-I`m not that good at English) with us. Ashok,as I said was an expert in dealing applications, brought a bag with him & placed all our apps in it.Professional!! We walked a few steps ahead out of the school &.....
Ashok-"Rohit, did you give me your application?"
rohit was puzzled 7 didnot respond for a few seconds & " Areyyyy!!!!!! Shittt!!! i didnot even collect the application form! I just paid the fee & came back!"
"What!!!????" All of us were stunned.I was more concerned about the money here. I was calculating how many hours of net one would miss, How many pizzas one could get.... all such crap. Screw the app. I would give him mine if he really needed it!
So, we walked back again to the gate where the security gaurd stopped us. Do we look like terrorists planning to bomb that crap school?Let us in you broot! - I thought to say but didn`t. We`d(no- Ashok & Rohit had while Kc & I continued our virus scan!) explained what all mess happened & asked him to let us go inside & collect the application(or just collect the money & come man, we can have a party- I thought).
After the hard attempts, he let 2 of us in. kc & Rohit went inside. They killed 1/2 hour to come back.
"What happened?"i asked, worried about the money.
"Fuck! that lady at the counter is a bitch" Rohit said.(No, you`re a bitch , rohit)
"What did she say?" Ashok asked.- hey, Ashok is talking about a female- great!
"No money, no app will be given now. We should come back at 4 P.M. & ask them or probably beg them" he continued "They`ll check the accounts & numbers & if they do not tally, they`ll give our app".
"You messed up everything Rohit" We all said in union.
"Sorry yaar. I was completely unaware of what I was doing.Really sorry"he pleaded."it happens sometimes" he said like a philosopler. DAMN IT!!
"Don`t study too much man.You`ll become like this permenantly one day" I suggested.
Later, Ashok went & got back the app without much effort because I`d already mentioned I suppose-GUNTUR BLOOD!!
Hi friends, this was a short incident but I tried to present it in a lengthy way discussing some more topics in the meanwhile. Hope, You`ll enjoy it Folks!!!
This is an incident that has happened in the recent times, I mean in the phase where the D-days for the bloody-hell exams were fast approaching. They were DAMN fast, man!! SHIT! That phase of our lives ran like a deer!(Why didnot this happened to Chemistry classes - I wondered). In that period, whatever we did, watching TV, chatting, gaming & even reading..... whatever crap we did, we felt like we were whiling away our time.(I felt so friends. I don`t know about your feelings). Probably, this is called as exam-fever-I think. Thank God, atleast, I had something some fever in me.
Rohit,Ashok,Kc& me were the four people involved in it.Filling applications to various examinations & posting them was the hot happening then, atleast to me. Ashok, Kc & me stood first in atleast something- filling & posting application forms(Ofcourse, I do not mention kounds here-he was the ultimate champ in this- no, replace kounds by his father!).Yeah, I prefered filling applications to filling omr sheets. That day, we completed the IIT application form & decided to post it on that same day. Just then we heard the news that AIEEE applications are being issued. So, we decided to collect them & then post IIT forms.AIEEE- they say it`s next to IIT & it`s one among the top10 exams in the world for which most people attend. But, to me, IIT,AIEEE,BITSAT,EAMCET,FUCK,SHIT,CRAP............. all are the same. It was just the different names that mattered. Anyways, let`s screw that topic now.
We planned to bunk the college by saying that it was an auspicious day to perform such tasks & take permission from our VP(Ofcourse- he won`t agree for sure) But, we had our ways-I mean, we escaped! (Yeah,from jail). When we were on our way to the school where the applications are being issued(School?What the fuck! I thought), an unusual thing happened. Rohit joined us! I don`t know how & why - may be through Ashok- yeah, he came to collect one application form for some Ashok`s friend.(ofcourse, Ashok will give the money. Don`t worry, Rohit!). He was the most lazy in this kind of work. But, screw it. We`ll welcome anyone to join our group. We have no formalities! So, our trio became FRIO(if you find a better word, replace it- I really don`t care).
So, all the four of us started to H***d public school where the applications were being issued. Rohit & me were too lazy even to walk.It was not even 1 km from our jail but I felt like hiring a taxi due to that heat!(I hated,hate,will hate sun). Idiot I`m. Kc-he`s a different man. he doesn`t speak much to anyone. Once I made a phone call to him and asked "Is today a working day?"
"YES!" he replied & "TUP!!!" sound rang my ear! Yeah, he cut the phoneline or rather threw the phone away-I don`t know what.Kc, please don`t talk to girls like that! No one will like you. You may be handsome but you should give work to your mouth when speaking to girls. ok? orelse, they`ll screw you. Girls love chatting (anything!anywhere!anytime! but not with anyone! SHIT!!).
Ashok , he`s a short tempered guy. He wears formals always. This guy doesn`t speak good english but feels like he is the RahulDravid himself. Once, kc & I had a fight with him-We commented on his english(as if we were champs in english) & he nearly killed us!!(GUNTUR BLOOD!!) Sorry, Ashok, I`m commenting you again.
We finally went to the gully where that crap school was located. As I expected, there was a long queue waiting for apps. ofcourse, 81/2 lakhs attending the exam all over INDIA, only 3 centres for issuing apps in this big city where N***a & C***a industries are having their sway, that queue was nomore a surprise. Kc & I scanned the area for hot chicks like Norton antivirus. (Sorry, girls you are not viruses!) As norton sucks, We too sucked.We found only 2 or 3 & we didnot dare to talk with them.(What the fuck should we talk? Go there & say you-are-beautiful-crap?? Then, we`ll have a number 8 on our cheeks). I don`t know Rohit was like this or not but recently, he told me that he has a craving for girls!! BASTARD! But Ashok is not at all of that type.
So, we joined the queue, depressed. Then, a giant van of N***a college with loads of students stuffed in it stopped near the gate. Thank God, we made it on time! I thought. May be that driver was more lazy than me.
Finally, we went inside the gate. There were two counters-1st one was to collect fee and give receipt & 2nd one was to give away the app forms by checking the receipt. Our new comer, Rohit did a mind-blowing job now. He paid the fee(Remember-that wasn`t his money), didn`t collect the app. & came back cooly(you can use a better word here-I`m not that good at English) with us. Ashok,as I said was an expert in dealing applications, brought a bag with him & placed all our apps in it.Professional!! We walked a few steps ahead out of the school &.....
Ashok-"Rohit, did you give me your application?"
rohit was puzzled 7 didnot respond for a few seconds & " Areyyyy!!!!!! Shittt!!! i didnot even collect the application form! I just paid the fee & came back!"
"What!!!????" All of us were stunned.I was more concerned about the money here. I was calculating how many hours of net one would miss, How many pizzas one could get.... all such crap. Screw the app. I would give him mine if he really needed it!
So, we walked back again to the gate where the security gaurd stopped us. Do we look like terrorists planning to bomb that crap school?Let us in you broot! - I thought to say but didn`t. We`d(no- Ashok & Rohit had while Kc & I continued our virus scan!) explained what all mess happened & asked him to let us go inside & collect the application(or just collect the money & come man, we can have a party- I thought).
After the hard attempts, he let 2 of us in. kc & Rohit went inside. They killed 1/2 hour to come back.
"What happened?"i asked, worried about the money.
"Fuck! that lady at the counter is a bitch" Rohit said.(No, you`re a bitch , rohit)
"What did she say?" Ashok asked.- hey, Ashok is talking about a female- great!
"No money, no app will be given now. We should come back at 4 P.M. & ask them or probably beg them" he continued "They`ll check the accounts & numbers & if they do not tally, they`ll give our app".
"You messed up everything Rohit" We all said in union.
"Sorry yaar. I was completely unaware of what I was doing.Really sorry"he pleaded."it happens sometimes" he said like a philosopler. DAMN IT!!
"Don`t study too much man.You`ll become like this permenantly one day" I suggested.
Later, Ashok went & got back the app without much effort because I`d already mentioned I suppose-GUNTUR BLOOD!!
Tuesday, July 1, 2008
My experiences in intermmediate VII
Boys & Girls
I don`t know the exact reason for this - our college is a complete sick college in this boy-girl chat aspect but I do know that no boy & girl would be seen together in the campus-area or ok,I`ll say the-apartment area. If they are seen like that, they must be brother-sister pair! Even now, I cannot figure out the exact reason for this kind of behaviour.
Coming to our class, it was a living-hell in this aspect. The boy:girl ratio is 19:2!!!There were 21 students with 2 girls & 19 boys!! There were 4 rows in the room. 31/2 rows were occupied by boys & 1 bench by the girls. We used to sit in the row where the girls sat, a two-bench distance from them. The two girls shared a bench, where their entire world in 2nd year was spent! I wonder what would be the position of one if the other bunked the college?!
No friends in the room to talk!! If I were in that position , I`d piss VP & fled away from the college. I think they are the best friends because it`s not the normal situation where they meet & make friendship. Generally, ladies talk too much. If they are the ONLY two in the class, the imagine what would happen! Their saving grace was our SI(Don`t think sub-inspector- SI means Section Incharge- In fact our SI was quite opposite, she never used to be strict!). She was a lady, young & beautiful, sensitive, afraid of her superiors, friendly. They used to talk a lot with our SI.
They never spoke to us, or OK, I`ll say we never spoke to them. But one thing I can figure out is that they`ve worked hard during our course. They gave us a tough competition in the bloody-weekly exams that were conducted. Ofcourse, now, after we were released from living-hell course, they are making friends. Cool! Well, sorry girls if I`ve spoken too much. Don`t find this in a wrong way.(Ofcourse, I don`t find any. But, some girls may find I think. Atleast I`m sure on one thing about myself that I`m not a girl !)
I don`t know the exact reason for this - our college is a complete sick college in this boy-girl chat aspect but I do know that no boy & girl would be seen together in the campus-area or ok,I`ll say the-apartment area. If they are seen like that, they must be brother-sister pair! Even now, I cannot figure out the exact reason for this kind of behaviour.
Coming to our class, it was a living-hell in this aspect. The boy:girl ratio is 19:2!!!There were 21 students with 2 girls & 19 boys!! There were 4 rows in the room. 31/2 rows were occupied by boys & 1 bench by the girls. We used to sit in the row where the girls sat, a two-bench distance from them. The two girls shared a bench, where their entire world in 2nd year was spent! I wonder what would be the position of one if the other bunked the college?!
No friends in the room to talk!! If I were in that position , I`d piss VP & fled away from the college. I think they are the best friends because it`s not the normal situation where they meet & make friendship. Generally, ladies talk too much. If they are the ONLY two in the class, the imagine what would happen! Their saving grace was our SI(Don`t think sub-inspector- SI means Section Incharge- In fact our SI was quite opposite, she never used to be strict!). She was a lady, young & beautiful, sensitive, afraid of her superiors, friendly. They used to talk a lot with our SI.
They never spoke to us, or OK, I`ll say we never spoke to them. But one thing I can figure out is that they`ve worked hard during our course. They gave us a tough competition in the bloody-weekly exams that were conducted. Ofcourse, now, after we were released from living-hell course, they are making friends. Cool! Well, sorry girls if I`ve spoken too much. Don`t find this in a wrong way.(Ofcourse, I don`t find any. But, some girls may find I think. Atleast I`m sure on one thing about myself that I`m not a girl !)
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