Here comes an action scene(Now, stop thinking of a well-built man blowing off 100 people with his chaingun or 2 helicopters dashing each other or an aeroplane smashing a building...... or anything of that sort). It is just an incident which is not usual, not at all usual in our board lives.
It happened very recently i.e. on the day when IIT results were declared. All of us were waiting eagerly for the results. Yeah, we`ve pissed our lives 2 years for this exam and 'What did we get from it' would be known that day. So, naturally, we were all tensed. I guessed a rank around 1500. What if I`m not selected?What if I got in top 100?... such thoughts didnot make me sleep that night!! At 7'o'clock, I brushed my teeth,attended nature call, had a cup of coffee & switched on the system. I opened the required page - http://www.jee.iitm.ac.in/ to check out my fate. The page looked horrified to me.(though it is as normal as it always is ).
IIT people are very sharp. They published the results exactly at 8'o'clock as mentioned. I entered my reg. no. & hit enter. That inturn hit back a tense feeling that circulated through my body & made a mess inside my brain.
The page was loaded now!Something was written on it!!! What would it be!!!!!?????
JEE - 2008 Result
Registration Number : 60*****
G RAVITEJA, We are pleased to inform that you have qualified in JEE 2008
All India Rank : 530
So, I became an IITian now!!!! - I wondered.
What about my friends? - was my immediate thought. phonecalls, chatting..... enabled me to gather about my friends results. Some of them were selected & some others didnot. Now, my phone rang & I casually lifted it. A female voice said-" Hai, raviteja! congrats! come to college once" it said. I immediately realised it as our T**a ma`m`s voice & I went to the college. I met Rohit, phani & sasi there. Searching for my lke-friends, I made a call to sashikanth & asked him to come immediatey to the college, faking to him that we were being rewarded with money! Fool, he rushed immediately & after knowing that I faked, he killed me.(Sorry ra, I didnot find any other better way).Now, we were FIVE. rohit, phani,sasi,sasikanth & ofcourse me.It was then that this incident happened.
The college managment asked us to wait for 5 min. & then they`ll take us to Jublee hills for some crap meeting of the toppers. We all hated it-such kind of meetings are YAAAAKKKK!! for us, to all of us!!- Atleast, we had this quality in common-I heaved. Ok, we`ve to wait for 5 min. But, We waited for 3 hrs. & nothing proceeded. We were disgusted , We`vnt eaten anything that day & this stupid managment & our Vp waited US-the toppers, like dogs!! We decided to take revenge. We were put into our college van which started it`s journey to jubliee hills. Then started our OPERATION ESCAPE
That van stopped for sometime near a jewellery-ccum-furniture shop in N***a area- I don`t know why. Then , we searched around & found no vp, no teachers, no gaurdians- only some LT students who were in their own world. Seshikanth was the man to start our escape followed by me & others. All of us got out of the van & started running in the opposite direction. We ran fast & almost went 2 km away from the van. We were not sure of what to do next.Some preferred going home while others preferred enjoying that day outside. I didnot prefer anything because I was not sure of anything.
"We`ve cheated our VP. He may kill us now" said Phani.
"Common ra! We all escaped. He can do nothing" Rohit said.
"No-wait!! I didn`t collect my Tc & conduct certificate from the college. He maynot give us now!!" Phani screamed.
"SHIT! me too" Rohit & seshikanth screamed.
"I`d already collected . So I`ve no problem" This from me.
"So you want to escape leaving us! You are a sadist!" All of them said in union! Now, this was not at all my opinion. I just gave them info that I`d collected the required sheets.
"Anyways, Let`s discuss what to do now" Sasi said.
After many arguments, we finally decided that we`ll have breakfast in any of the restaurants & then go back to the van because our Vp is really a bitch! We went into the Pick N Move & ordered 2 pizzas, a tomato & other spiced vegetable. The worst thing was I had my cell phone in the pocket which rang for atleast 3 times a minute. Yeah, the call was from two persons- VP, T**a ma`m but both of them for the same reason- WHERE ARE YOU IDIOTS? YOU DITCHED US!!!??? was their literal meaning. I cannot talk to both of them under normal conditions also. Then how can I manage with them now?? I can`t. I cut the first 2 or 3 calls but I thought I would be a loser if I acted like that.So, whenever my phone rang, I gave it to Sasi as he was an expert in arguing. We all enjoyed his conversation with VP sir under such a situation. He was being scolded brutally & we were enjoying that!!
"Sir, please don`t misunderstand us. We are feeling hungry. So, we came to the restaurant to eat something" Sasi tried to convince him. I couldnot hear VP`s tone but I`m sure that he was too angry with our act.
"As soon as we finish our breakfast, we`ll reach you sir" he said.
Vp kept asking him where we were but we didnot let him tell the real spot. After we cut the line, Sasi scribbed his ear with his finger & said that he was screaming at him to come back & said that they were searching for us(as if the CBI are searching for escaped culprits) & informed that the van went away to the jublee hills. So, we ate the pizzas & went back. vp again phoned us & asked us (or begged us - I should say- ) to step into his car atleast. We saw the car at the spot where we escaped. He was in the driver`s seat & besides him sat another fatty-skinny-typical-N***a college-member. Now, there was room only for 3 people inside the car & we were 5!
"Get in!" the bitch shouted!
"What!! Who should get in?!!" I wondered.
"You adjust yourselves. It`s the punishment for your mistake."
"ADJUST??? WE??!! OH MY GOD!! Phani & I are enough to occupy the entire backseat. What will the other three do??"
"Hey! you come to the front." the bitch said pointing to Seshikanth. He entered & sat in the lap of that N**a member as if a 5 yr old sleeping in his father`s lap!! I laughed on seeing that situation. We four somehow entered the vehicle & shut the doors! POOR CAR!!
We struggled hard to find enough oxygen! My phone was in my pocket & Phani was sitting above it!! What if it rang now?? I thought & guess what IT RANG!! I don`t know who was calling for I could not see anything there except Phani`s huge lap! I could just feel the vibration of my phone. POOR PHONE! Now, yet-another-problem arised to phani- ZIP-FAILURE! - It`s a typical men`s problem & it occurs in worse situations like this!
After 10 min. of drive, that-typical-n**a-member could not withstand this torture & so decided to hire an auto. He asked two of us to come with him. Seshikanth & phani went with him & rohit,sasi & I continued with our Vp..........
After all this we thought "Atleast we tortured the man for 1/2 hr. who tortured us for 2 yrs !! "
We are happy!!
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