BACK WITH ANOTHER POST !!!

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii friends...................
After a long time again, as requested by many, I`m gonna continue this blog !!!
I was thinking of some incident of my college life to make this post...& simultaneously chatting with a girl of IITm who did LT in our same college . When we were chatting about our intermmediate experiences , We came across the great SKS !!! HUH! how come I didnot write about him that time ??

At times, we had classes starting from 6 AM in the morning ! More sucking fact is that SKS used to take the first class...! Imagine people coming to Himayath nagar from faroff places like uppal, Ecil... at that time! HUH! they are really brave and patient . My home was at a walkable distance from our college but even then I found it difficult to attend SKS class at that point of time. I used to wake up at 5:30 AM , brush up , attend the nature calls , have a bath , collect the tiffine carrier which my mother would make by then.. and get out of my door by 5:55 AM . The way to the college at that time looks horrible.. not even a single street light was there and I SAY, IT WAS DAMN DARK, especially as it was winter season! What added to that shivering is two street dogs which seemed like they were waiting for their early morning pray whenever I pass before them ! One day, I almost died of a horror scene when one of those two dogs ran just beside me barking at it`s loudest possible voice - I don`t know why. May be to kill me but thank God! It missed ! It would be sharp 6 when I reach my college. When I climb those steps and enter the class , it would be 6:05AM. SKS is even more lazy I guess. He comes at around 6:15 AM !!
NOW, our hell begins ! :( . He enters the class ,with lot of pan stuffed in his mouth , keeps chewing it throughout the class, and leaves the class chewing it !!! First bench geeks also dont dare to occupy their usual place(the crap first bench) in his period0 reason being SKS`s saliva containing pan would fall on them when he is teaching !!!! Stupid guyz ..
KC & me became his favourite students to torture .. as we used to get very less marks in physics especially during his phase... ERAVAI he used to call us !! Do you know what`s that ??
ERAVAI means 20 - funda being we got more or less 20/81 marks in phy in almost every exam!
One day in his class......

" mama ! what`s this silence ra?" kounds asked me in whisper , getting shocked by the pindrop silence of our class.
"Dont know dude. This is really frustrating ! I just don`t want to attend this class" I too whispered.
In the meanwhile, SKS drew a big circle on the greenboard and a rectangle below it.
"What`s that ra? Is he teaching geometry? " i asked kounds.
"Your ASS. That`s a ball on a wooden plank "
"Oh! thattta I think whaaatooo wahtu " I repeated our-favourite-badri-movie-dialogue !
"arey! today if he see my marks in monday`s exam I get screwed up ra.. I just managed to get a double digit score !!! :( just 10 marks mama "
"Oh! too much ra.. only 10?? "
"ASS.. I thought you would console me but..." ( But really kounds, I like you this way... you wished that I`d get more marks .. thanks ! )
"sorry sorry.... light mams... he is just SKS.. YOU ARE GVR "
"WOW , I AM GVR" I thought ... and just then SKS called me (:P cutely) ," Eravai "
But there are 2 eravais of the class.. which eravai are you refering to sir? I wanted to ask but I could figure out from his eyes that IT WAS ME whom he was calling.
"yes sir.. " i woke up and stood up.
"Now, tell me How much should be the velocity of the plank so that the ball gets to the top of the inclined plane"
BULL SHIT! How can you I know ? GOD DAMN IT! Ask that sucking ball :! The required velocity is nearly equal to the velocity with which you are chewing that pan . What are you saying first of all? where is the plank, ball and the inclined plane ?? I was completely unaware of what he was teaching... SO I just kept numb!
If I do this , KC would kill me because , next turn to answer that question would obviously be his` because HE WAS THE OTHER ERAVAI :P
Kc stood up after requested ( or rather begged ) by SKS , " Sir , when the ball is.." He explained something which no one in the world would understand ! He has this talent man! I love that... He can convince anyone by saying something which he/she cannot understand ! LOVELY TALENT . A hundred kisses for you KC.....
As SKS didnt understand anything, he asked both of us to sit down and to concentrate in his class. One more problem we used to face with SKS is that he leaves the solution of any problem in the middle and asks us to complete it. Sir! Everyone is not a SASI remember that .
Later , we`d to take Sasi`s notes and copy the solution or just leave that damn prob- it won`t appear in the exam :P
One day, Sasi shocked the great SKS himself ! yeah! true... SKS asked us to solve a problem from IRIDOV the previous day. But me & my like-friends came to know about this info that day ...! Even if we`d known earlier , We wouldn`t have solved the problem because WE ARE MEMBERS OF AIC - (Anti-Iridov-community). Anyways, coming to the point, SKS was trying to solve that prob on the green board when suddenly SASI interrupted.. He warned SKS that he was doing wrong as his solution would disobey Einstein`s law!! He went there and solved the prob in a different way ! now, Is Einstein happy SASI ??

lets have a break

Hi friends,
The post-IIT results period is a horrible phase loaded with emotions, friendships, happiness, sadness ................ It cannot be expressed in words ! Now, I need a break as I`m leaving to IIT-Madras in a week & preparations for the same are being done. So, it takes sometime for the next post to be posted. So, please wait for some time............ But, definitely, I`ll keep this blog going till I forget my college life(It means till my death!!!!!)

In the meanwhile, you can re-read the already posted ones. You`l enjoy them again, I swear!

DKJ SIR- A MAJOR FACTOR FOR MY SUCCESS

Well friends, this one really made me cry a bit! It was an incident that happened in the month of december. I felt a bit emotional while writing................

As usual, without caring our marks, our classes, our college,.... kounds & me were busy chatting on some stupid-entirely-unrelated-to-studies-crap on a fresh day in a DKJ class. ofcourse, he was not teaching then. His portion was already completed & revision-track started. All the sucking reactions, sucking compounds.... sucked every bit of us in the exams & were taking rest now. I felt eating away one benzene ring & crush it in my stomach. Anyways, coming to the scene, while we were chatting, DKJ took out a huge typical-N***a-list of names of students who fared well in the exams & also of those who were fucked. He was calling the names of those who got less marks in chemistry.......
"Koundinya" he called.
"shit! I`m fucked now! what should I do!! God! save me!" he said in whisper.
Yeah, God saved him to some extent because he`s found a friend here. Yeah, the next name was mine!

We both went to DKJ thinking that he would kick us out of the college seeing our great performance in chemistry. BUT WHAT HAPPENED WAS UNEXPECTED!

DKJ sir - " Common sit down here" he said in a calm voice, pointing to a bench.
We were nervous. A storm is about to begin - I thought.
"What are these marks?" he asked.
Without wasting even a second of time, Kounds came to the point, " Sir, we are actually not interested in chemistry at all. We do not want to read this subject at all sir. But, we`ve to get marks. So we are just trying to get atleast some reasonable score in chemistry"
"Oh! You daaan`t like chemistry???"
"No sir, We hate it" - this from me.
"See, you need to get marks. I can understand your feelings. When I was a student, I had the same feelings as you have now. But, see what I`ve become now! I`vnt achieved anything big in my life. Just a poor lecturer whose lecture appears boring to two champs"
"sir, you are not criticising us , I hope??"
"No, tejaji ( yaakk he can call me ravi, right??) , I`m saying you the fact. You just concentrate on chemistry atleast from now. You have 2 months left for the IIT exam. If you waste this period, you`ll face a lot of trouble in the future. I know that you want to enjoy life. I always observed what you guys did in my class but I didn`t scold you nor did I stop you..... because I liked your attitudes. (-This came as a great surprise to me. A senior most chemistry lecturer of our college likes 2 poor-chemistry-students`s attitude?? What`s there in my attitude!!!??first of all, What`s my attitude???- even I do not know! ) You care a lot for friends..... Friends- Do they come with you lifelong??"
"errr.... may not be .. sir"
"they do not. I`m not saying anything bad about your friends or friendship. Don`t take it the other way.. If you just leave everything away for 2 months & work on studies, You`ll come to know everything later...." he said like a philosopher.
"Sir, We`ll work hard from now sir! seriously, we find something in your words" we both said in unison.
""I`m there to help you in every way"
"thankyou sir." we said & left.

' Now, what did he say? Did he scold us? Did he praise us? did he showed us sympathy? did he warn us? ' .......... many questions ran thrugh my neurons. now, I remembered his statement- " just leave everything away for 2 months & work on studies, You`ll come to know everything later...." So, I decided on that & did the same...............................

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WE ARE IITians NOW!!!

ABVP - OUR DEMI-GODS

ABVP

This word seemed like a bail for us from jail. There are many student organisations like ABVP,SFI,TNSF............... which conduct bandhs in our city for the sake of students. Off them,ABVP was the first just because it`d more bandhs than others. It was just the bandhs we cared for-never for the reason it`s being done or number of people who participated in the bandh or who are conducting the bandh or anything of that sort. DID WE GET A HOLIDAY OR NOT? was the only question to decide the strength of the bandh. Here we implies SFTB because other sections would get a holiday for almost every bandh but WE!!! SHIT! Management will ask us to go out & come again after 20 minutes!!!!!! ...... or sometimes.... our VP says something to them or offer them money & send them away!!! I wonder what he says! I think he would say something like this-"Hello, we are feeling hungry. We need the SFTB students to satisfy our hunger. So please leave them here"!!
There were many cases where our entire building was empty but we alone were eaten by the borest classes!!!! At such times, my nerves were cut, a violent liquid flew through my vessels, a thought to jump from the building & commit suicide came to my mind!! Such a live discrimnation was shown between the sections!! We are not that-intelligents & they are not that-dull. Then WHY THE FUCK should they leave them & torture only us!!! DAMN IT!

But the case was a bit different in first year where we`d no ftb-crap-system ,thanks to our VP-1.So, we too used to get holidays for almost every bandh. "AABBBVVVPPP" shouts were heard from the ground floor! some special feeling that cannot be explained in words dominated over us when that sound was heard. Different teachers used to react in different ways under these situations...
GS sir- " you have extra 6 solid hours men. You can do wonders" the word EXTRA says it all!!
V**th sir-" antayya veelaki panipaata ledu. sarle time waste cheyyakunda chaduvukondi intikelli"
DKJ sir- he would just shut the door - I mean lock the door, both from inside & outside with the help of our jl & continue the chemistry class!!!!! Then some of us would pretend to go to the toilet & let the bandh-makers know that a class was secretly being conducted... ofcourse in vain......
VKJ sir- "dekho beta! mera class panch minute bakhi hai" But as soon as he says this, ABVP people banged our doors & let us go!

karthik-da daring guy

hi,guys this blog is just for fun nd not 2 hurt nyone of u. plz.. forgive me if i've done so.
Going in2 da details of karthik he is our class's most daring guy.He is da one who had guts 2 do all da troublesum things in da whole class.When we were in jR. FTB(faalthu track batch) one day after da first 2 periods,of our heavy schedule of studies,we were playing tollywood as usually.After da break der was maths class,which we(i.e,me nd ravi)used 2 listen sincerely,b'coz of G.S sir.The class was almost at it's end,den we(me nd ravi) noticed dat karthik was not in da class.The nxt period also he didnot come 2 da class,after that period was lunch.Then he came 2 da class nd said that he was sitting in da toilet,we wondered how he managed 2 sit in that toilet for so long,for almost all 2hrs!!!! It wud be so horrible 2 stay in da toilet for atleast 2 mins.Ofcoz then aft he used 2 visit his favourite spot(the toilet where he used 2 sit nd bunk da classes,which he don't like).
Well,don't think that this was his daring act,coming 2 his daring acts he was the one who managed 2 escape from the coll.campus(like a thief from the central jail).He used 2 escape while watchman was unnoticing him.But,this isn't all about him.He is one of them who made the word "oined"(which ofcoz was usuallysaid by our beloved sir "RAGHUVEER")popular in our batch.we trioused 2 have fun in RAGHUVEER sir's class,karthik used 2 say oined aloud nd sir get's irritated.He does this for atleast a 5 times then sir wud identify our bench and rushes 2 us nd starts folding his sleeves as if he is going 2 kick us out of the class,but instead,he starts asking formulae which were easy enough 2 answer.Then he tells us 2 sit down nd solve the problem,this is the way we all made the word "oined" so famous that we are all in contact with each other now-a-days 2rgh community named "oined" in orkut.By the by I’m chakradhar now off to Varanasi,joining in IT-BHU.

OUR ADDA K & C

//here's a word frm rasgullah ,this is just 4 fun n i'm really sorry if I've hurt anyone especially ashok

// THE DECENT EXPERIENCES WE HAD @K&C

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As we were the students of 'sftb'(s****ing falthu track batch),we had our college from 8 in the morning to 8 in the evening(or probably i should say night).After lunch we used to slowly doze off as we had V.K.JHA sir's class which was as boring as the recent euro cup final!! We used to have some other classes later on but we used to eagerly wait for the snacks break.As clock struck five,we used to run out of the f***ing class as if we were released from a prison which was actually true "THE N***A PRISON::SENTRY:V****Y K****R'.As soon as we were out we used to go straight to our addda.As soon as we went to K&C we used to call our 'official waiter' that is 'uncle' _ _(we used to call him so bcoz of his appearance ,he is tall stout goatee n he always used to first in collecting money n ordering stuff).Actually we used to go there as we liked ketchup more than anything else (actually i n ravi got crazzy once n thought of ordering ketchup).In this context if i forget a character then it would be like mitta forgetting his mecca,she was our coordinator Mrs.M***a ,she was very innocent n always after us,we always used to mislead her n get out of the campus .She always used to shout "aee matladakandamma",as soon as she used to say this rushil used to repeat it just like an echo.Rushil was the one whom we used to provoke against her as he was best in a duel.Rushil was one guy on whom u can put your money in arguing.Though Sasi was the guy who argued the most,but they were related to subject. Every time we used to be late to the classes and we used to give some bahana or the other to her .Hostelers were different from us ,they used to go to their dining room @ 3*10^8m/s(everyone knows, i guess) have their snack which was generally biscuits which were worse than dog biscuits , have a cup of tea n get back @ same speed or velocity (don't make us sick!!!!!) n then ,as usual ,EAT BOOKS.

How can i forget to mention our b'day parties @ K&C .We used to convince our lecturers to leave us early when we had a party( vi**th garu n SKS garu used to leave us but D.K.J was as hard as a rock).We used to go to K&C n .Actually there r two floors over there we always preferred the top one as it was more comfortable. Then our official waiter comes into the picture, poor guy, but he even charges for it (500 ml sprite!!!! )If u feel that no b'day party would be complete without a cake ,then u r mistaken, as, for us no b'day party is complete without adhok n chimpu. They make lot of fun , K.C makes fun of both of them .Meanwhile sasi ,in his world, starts thinking about an irodov problem(***take an infinitesimally small elment of***then integrate it**) .. n all that crap. Generally we used to have pizzas n manchuria n even 200ml soft drinks (except 4 uncle ..as mentioned in line no...) Finally we used to collect money for cake n then cut it sing the b'day song (happy b'day 2 u .... happy b'day 2 u.... many girl friends 2 u......many girl friends 2 u).Actually ,on the cake we never wrote the name of the b'day boy, 4 a change we used to write his' linkups ' names n hav fun .

Finally , after entering into IIT,when i look back K&C was the place where we enjoyed the most, n i'll never 4get the time we spent there. }

Sasi - The Rank Producer

First of all, I would like to remind u all guys that this blog is only for fun & I don’t want any sad & dumb faces….alright.
Coming back, Sasi- I called him the rank producer right, & u all know why I called him that, so no more info about that tag. This typical guy is a bit taller than me, slenderly built & is very simple. I would rather call him “GIVE ME A PROBLEM-I’LL SOLVE IT” software. This guy reads MPC, thinks MPC, sleeps MPC, & has totally chewed MPC to the last bit. His favourite dialogue is “SO WHAT SIR?????”. Ya, coming to the argument thing, this guy is an ultimate champ. He hardly cares who he is speaking to{when his software is in the ferocious “ARGUMENT” mode}whether its DKJ or VP or mitta. The summary of his argument in my words is “Fuck off, I’m right”. I, gvr, beza found out that N**** screwed up our lives but Sasi was always craving for more. While writing about Sasi, if I forget Irodov I’m not a human.{Seriously man ,I was shaked out of my soul when I tried to touch his book}. He is an I.E.IRODOV fanatic. Once a conductor asked him to show his student identity & can u believe, he pulled out an Irodov out of his bag.{I wonder what was the conductor’s reaction, he must have gone mad}. U give him any problem , he puts his head down jots down 3 to 4 steps& says “yes, sir”{that means DAMN!!! he got a got a solution, that quick}. In NG 20 classes {specially in viswanth’s class} he used to look at us as if we were the dumbest people on the earth sitting in a room (which closely resembled hell ) enlightened with his wisdom.{I hated that look of his & wanted to push him away from the 5th floor because , DAMN!!!!! Our back bench trio were cracking & banging their heads across the wall for the solutions but this guy has an answer for every stupid question on the green board}. Finally he was never ever contended with his result. He was sad even when he got an AIR of 10 in AIEEE {I would have jumped off from a 30-storeyed building to suffice my happiness if & only if I were in his position}
Jokes apart, this guy is really sincere about his studies & was very very studios. Our trio had a bindaas attitude towards life, but this guy was real serious & I swear you would die in an attempt trying to distract him. I hope people learn at least something from him{I wouldn’t because I’m nuts & I hate hard work because it SUCKS}