My experiences in intermmediate V

DK JHA`S CLASS @ NG-20

The chemistry class, taught by DKJ @ NG-20 was the worst hell that kounds & I had ever experienced. It was heaven to most who were good at chemistry but to our trio & other friends like seshikanth, it was hell, DAMN HELL! We hated chemistry. so, we hated the lecturer. So, we hated the class. Finally, we hated ourselves as we were involved in it!

DKJ, he is not-so-old, having a messed-up hair(which he tries to cover with cap), sporting a thick pair of glasses, bushy moustache & finally a good physic. What we hated most in him is his way of speech. AAAAAAARGH!!! What is that language? greek?latin?arabic?sanskrit?chinese? or may be a mixture of this. But , definitely it`s not english! ( This was just my opinion in the beggining friends. After that, we were adjusted to his language)

He never missed even one class. He`ll come & start the class 2 minutes before the scheduled time.In NG-20,he used to teach electro-chemistry too!That was real hell to us. Kounds& I couldn`t help laughing at his words. To us, it was a comedian`s show rather than elctrochemistry class.

Later in a class,
"talk about something man" Kounds woke me up.(Ya, sleeping was the prime task for me & seshikanth)
"Uh? what? about what? What`s happening here?" I said as if Sasi was disturbed when solving a current electricity problem!
"nothing man, yet another boring lecture. Common! Speak about something"
"About what?? damn! lemme sleep"
"be a sport", he continued giving up the idea of asking me to talk but continued.." What type of marriage will you prefer?"
I completely got out of sleepon hearing the word 'marriage'. Now, I was in a temporary state of shock about the sudden change of topic. He asked me as if I`m going to marry someone that evening!!
"Hmmm...... may be love marriage" I replied after a while.
"Yeah, that`s a hell lot of better option than the arranged one"
"yeah"I thought to hit him hard as he disturbed my sleep & talking about marriages!
"We must fully understand our partner & then marry - that`s the correct way. how can we marry someone by just seeing them for 5 minutes!!???"now, he is a social reformer, stupid!
he continued,"our elders are crazy I think" (no, you are crazy kounds)
"I think it`s the social system in India that sucks" I replied, now getting interested in the topic.

"Oh, really?" a familiar-elderly voice interrupted our genuine conversation.

We glanced at our back only to find the great man DKJ. He was standing behind us & hearing our conversation! Oh my god!! Now, why the hell is he not there at the greenboard? I thought. The reason was this- He`d completed his lecture & gave an assignment on which the entire class was working & WE SHIT!!! DISCUSSING ABOUT OUR MARRIAGES!!!
but, in one way, we are satisfied because we`d a great frontview of life!! sounds stupid, right?
DKJ didn`t scold us for that but only pleaded us to concentrate in his class saying that chemistry is a scoring subject & all such crap.So, in order to act before him, we took the assignment sheet.

I examined it.It was a typical DKJ assignment, which meant it contains hell lot of questions with less mistakes ( neglecting print mistakes- our college typist is a rat!) , & to people like me, it appeared as a death-note. If I spend an entire day on it, searching my neurons for info, I can attempt only 20-30% of the paper & off them, only 50% will be correct. Such was DKJ`s assignment.
Kounds & I, inorderto kill time, asked a doubt about some stupid aldehyde. We asked him what the product would be if that crap aldehyde sucks another crap compound. DKJ calmly answered.
Later, when some 1st bencher called him for help, DKJ went there. He was having trouble about some crap reaction where two aldehydes suck each other to give rise to new crap. OH MY GOD! What the hell is chemistry!!!!!