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Friday, June 27, 2008
My experiences in intermmediate - I
Mr. Viswanath class
Kounds, Kc & me- "the back bench trio" others used to call us. Sasi looked us as if we were a low classbreed in that educated-room. Yes, that was partially true. I used to come first generally to the NG-20 campus. I was dropped by my father on his bike, well before half-an-hour before the start of the 1st period. Next was Kc`s turn. Mostly, he came by bus all the way from Uppal to X roads!!
(Hyderabadi style - i suppose). Lastly, kounds used to fill the other vacant seat. He used to come by 2 ways. 1. my way 2.hyderabadi way. Either way he chooses, he comes late. that is kound`s style!! cool man. Well, that`s how the last bench of the class was filled.
The hostlers, unaware of the fact that a bitch called N****a is fucking up their lives, or maybe enjoying their lives being fucked up by that bitch, i dont no which was true, came to the class at 6'o'clock & their early morning schedule was as follows:-
6-7 - EAT BOOKS
7-7:05 - EAT BREAKFAST
7:05-8 - EAT SOME MORE BOOKS
At 8'0' clock, classes started. The maths lecturer enters the class, scribs some probs on the green board(yes, in N***a college, u`ll only find greenboards & not black boards). He is around 50yrs i guess but he writes on the board as if a7yr old attending a racing contest! but then what ensues is Errors creep in @ 20/hr & his handwriting appeared as if we were attending some com. language class- C, C++, java.. or whatever crap. but what i like in him is he agrees this fact & he himself comments saying "What a beautiful handwriting I have!" Whenever he says this, some childish hostlers & 1st benchers used to laugh to gain impression & then a thought to kill all of them immediately danced in my mind. Ofcourse, Mr.Viswanath is not of that type. At those times, if u ook at Sasi, he`ll be immersed in the probs given as work, solving one by one & DAMN, he gets solutions to almost all of them!! sols to the probs jumped brains of all of us & MAGIC, finally landed into SASI`s!!!!! HOW??????????
Mr. viswanath, after giving the probs, sits at the backbench, almost 2 feet away from us. I used to start feeling pain in my heart - What if I didnt get sols to those probs? What if he insults me in the class infront of everyone?(As if i`m the only boy in the class & all others are girls), What if............ all such crap.But kouds is always cool. Bastard! I love him that way. But wait, he too has a weakness. When Mr.Viswanath sits besides him & check his notes & finds it empty(ofcourse, we`ll copy the questions atleast not to keep it empty) & jumps over him, he becomes numb. He hates that situation. Kc, the smart guy - he`ll be scribbling something or the other whether he knows it or not, whether it is related or not- he writes something & gains an advantage over us. Idiot!!
well, that`s how maths class went on................
Kounds, Kc & me- "the back bench trio" others used to call us. Sasi looked us as if we were a low classbreed in that educated-room. Yes, that was partially true. I used to come first generally to the NG-20 campus. I was dropped by my father on his bike, well before half-an-hour before the start of the 1st period. Next was Kc`s turn. Mostly, he came by bus all the way from Uppal to X roads!!
(Hyderabadi style - i suppose). Lastly, kounds used to fill the other vacant seat. He used to come by 2 ways. 1. my way 2.hyderabadi way. Either way he chooses, he comes late. that is kound`s style!! cool man. Well, that`s how the last bench of the class was filled.
The hostlers, unaware of the fact that a bitch called N****a is fucking up their lives, or maybe enjoying their lives being fucked up by that bitch, i dont no which was true, came to the class at 6'o'clock & their early morning schedule was as follows:-
6-7 - EAT BOOKS
7-7:05 - EAT BREAKFAST
7:05-8 - EAT SOME MORE BOOKS
At 8'0' clock, classes started. The maths lecturer enters the class, scribs some probs on the green board(yes, in N***a college, u`ll only find greenboards & not black boards). He is around 50yrs i guess but he writes on the board as if a7yr old attending a racing contest! but then what ensues is Errors creep in @ 20/hr & his handwriting appeared as if we were attending some com. language class- C, C++, java.. or whatever crap. but what i like in him is he agrees this fact & he himself comments saying "What a beautiful handwriting I have!" Whenever he says this, some childish hostlers & 1st benchers used to laugh to gain impression & then a thought to kill all of them immediately danced in my mind. Ofcourse, Mr.Viswanath is not of that type. At those times, if u ook at Sasi, he`ll be immersed in the probs given as work, solving one by one & DAMN, he gets solutions to almost all of them!! sols to the probs jumped brains of all of us & MAGIC, finally landed into SASI`s!!!!! HOW??????????
Mr. viswanath, after giving the probs, sits at the backbench, almost 2 feet away from us. I used to start feeling pain in my heart - What if I didnt get sols to those probs? What if he insults me in the class infront of everyone?(As if i`m the only boy in the class & all others are girls), What if............ all such crap.But kouds is always cool. Bastard! I love him that way. But wait, he too has a weakness. When Mr.Viswanath sits besides him & check his notes & finds it empty(ofcourse, we`ll copy the questions atleast not to keep it empty) & jumps over him, he becomes numb. He hates that situation. Kc, the smart guy - he`ll be scribbling something or the other whether he knows it or not, whether it is related or not- he writes something & gains an advantage over us. Idiot!!
well, that`s how maths class went on................
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6 comments:
Very nice. You are the next Chetan Bhagat.
abey gud,but wen u dont mention ravi during jha u arent awriter,but if u dont mention me in viswanaths class u arent human,u ass how can u?wen i was da one whom viswanath tortured da most
superb personal experiencesblog are kake apun me aur ek chetan bhagath hai yaar dil chori kiya tumne also mention our 10 th experiences
that means u have enjoyed a lot in intermediate ...........anyway u r writings r nice.............
man!!!! it was awesome
i hav no hesitation 2 say dat ur
nxt chetan bhagat
continue it
right frm line 1 2 n,i had a gerat smile on my face recollecting da experience
ulti boss!!!!!!!!!!!
dude u roked ... i mean u did it so well
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