My experiences in intermmediate IV

First meet with our VP-3

VP V***y K**r (or BP B**y k**r as physics lecturer Sandeep says(he cannot spell v properly. Instead he says 'bhi')), the main bitch of our college started torturing our lives from mid NG-20 period. After having our lives fucked up for a weak or two in NG-20, we felt like slaves & tthought to protest against the system. "Give us time to study. Then, we`ll prove ourslves" was our prime motto, which meant "reduce timings you bastards!" sarcastically. The NG-20 early days timings was sick. It was a crap 6-6 timetable.

A big group which included me, kounds,kc, rohit, phani, sasi, sambo, raghu, ashok..................
broke into VP`s chamber, after a tired day of stupid classes. At that time our VP was V***a ma`m.
She was sitting with a gigantic personality. 'Who the hell is he' I thought.
"Wow, I`m trying to reach you but you yourselves came!" said V***a ma`m & continued, "here`s a good news for you".
'this giant person too will join her in eating us is the good news' I thought. Yeah, it was partially true. He didn`t join her but kicked her to a girl`s campus & ate even her share too!! that`s the reason I think, for his growth in the body. His stomach had more work to do than our`s- It has to digest both the great amount of food he eats & of course his hot favourite item, our brains!!


I didn`t even utter a word during the entire conversation but writing about it now as if I`m the team leader!! stupid I`m. No, wait- yeah, I`ve told that gigantic person ,my name when asked. I think probably it was the first & last word from me in that conversation.

Contrary to me, Rohit, Sasi & Phani acted like president, Vice-resident & Prime minister to our great-new-found-Indian Army-kind-of-organisation. I still remember Phani`s statements in that conversation by which he had faced many problems later on from that new VP. He said, "Sir, we are FTB students. We have some responsibilities in life. We don`t waste time like others. We`ll use any free time for studying" as if a political leader was pleading people to caste their votes! Yes, Phani was pleading for holidays or atleast for a new-reduced-reasonable-timetable.

"Holidays, no question of it!!" the bitch said, as if we had asked him to steal America`s nuclear project deal documents. But, I suppose that is easier than to convince him. Such a crap he was!
His language & dialect were terrible. They were typical of a person who has just entered a city from his village. All the words he use are meaningless & Idiotic ( Idiotic - this word , I think is coined by my friend seshikanth. We used to tease him when he used this word. But now, I find it a handy word in many situations. Thnx, seshikanth!! No copyrights for your word, right?!!)

And coming to the topic, our hard attempts to reduce timings finally succeeded!! & there`s a reason behind it - No one can argue with Sasi. He did a masters degree in dominating others in an arguement, I think. Our timings were reduced as 8-3. Thank God! Thanks friends(who were all responsible for these reduction in timings because sick persons like me would find time to sleep!)!