MY EXPERIENCES IN INTERMMEDIATE II

DK JHA`s CLASS

We, the poorest students in chemistry, especially organic chemistry were sitting at the last bench as usual. That day, DK Jha was not in a good mood.

As kounds & I were discussing how illeana did exposing in Katharnak film, kounds felt some sensation on his hand. We scanned the near-by area & found a piece of chalk. Then , we realised that it was thrown at us by DKJ.
"Hey, what are you doing?"
"Nothing sir. He just asked my pen" said kounds.
"Oh, pen?? Tell me what I`ve said just now"
"Sir, that is, when Benzene have ortho or para directing groups, nucleophilic substitution takes place at....errr......no-no........ when benzene undergo SN1 reaction, it will take place... err... sorry sir"
"you are talking about something else,right na?"(Right na used to be his pet word)
"no sir"
"no no no no no you were not listening my class" (DKJ`s style was to repeat a word several times to create stress like the no in the previous sentence)

"sorry sir" kounds finally gave up.
"hey, you come here" he said pointing to the first bench.
AAAAAARGHHHHHH !!! First bench?! I hated that place. Anyways, i must go as the situation demands.
I sat beside a wellgroomed boy, dont know his name. His face was stuffed with powder & oil was applied to his hair which was neatly combed. He worked like SPEECH-TO-TEXT CONVERTER software, no he is hardware right? Whatever crap jha said, it was converted into words & was written on the paper with underlines, questionmarks & all such crap , by him. his hadwriting was pretty neat, too. But , to me he is a total looser.

The other things that I could observe at that unusual seating of mine are DKJ`s structure, 2 girls from another section who were sitting in the first bench..............

When I`ve to speak abut organic chemistry & if I didnt menton the name of Ravikiran of our class, then I`m not at all a good writer, not at all a writer actually. Yeah, he was the topper of organic chemistry in most of the tests in which he scored atleast more than 30 marks of our`s.
I remember a situation where DKJ asked the name of some crap reaction & immediately, this fellow told the answer, which I couldnot even spell!!

And our class toppers Sasi & rohit were also champs in organic. (CHAMPS is the word we use to describe toppers). Sasi even argues with DKJ about some crap reactions & compounds!!
"How is it possible?" he questioned DKJ once about some reaction which was written on the greenboard & about which sasi thought & concluded that it cannot occur (because that compound was lazy like me -i think)